The Scottsdale Real Estate Files: Fun with Paul & Andy

Fun with Paul & Andy

Choose Your Own Adventure

Three Little Birds

A)  "T.A.R.P. ... it's what's for dinner."

B)  "Hey, that's not Mama ... Holy God, it's Timothy Geithner!"

C)  "Unbeknownst to Carl, the beleaguered systems analyst was about to be downsized for the second time in as many days."

D)  "Worms again?  What does a brother have to do to get an omelet up in here?"

 

 

Let's tally scores on this one.  Select A, B, C or D in the comment stream and we'll run with the winner.  Where we'll run with it, I haven't the foggiest idea, but run like the wind we shall.

 

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Comments

C

Posted by Ross Westerman about 3 years ago

Thank you, Ross.  Duly noted.

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

Absolutely D!

Posted by Rico Suave (n/a) about 3 years ago

I'm going with D!

Posted by Susan Mangigian, Chester County Homes Delaware and Chester County Offices! (RE/MAX Preferred, West Chester, PA, RS152252A) about 3 years ago

A -

B -

C - 1

D - 2

 

 

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

D's the only one I understand...;0)

Posted by Sally Dunbar, Fair Oaks Realtor - Fair Oaks Homes for Sale (Lyon Real Estate, Fair Oaks CA (Sacramento Area)) about 3 years ago

I guess I am with Sally on this one - I don't understand any of them except for D.

Posted by Jason Crouch, Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653) (Austin Texas Homes, LLC) about 3 years ago

... guy in a bird's nest ... waiting to be fed by mama bird ... TARP ... bailout ... Secretary of the Treasury ... nothing? 

Maybe I should stick to prose.

A - huh?

B - what the?

C - 1

D - 4

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

Put me down for "B" please... I like a caption that I have to think about for a moment in the context of the drawing. 

Posted by Steve Shatsky - Dallas Real Estate & Short Sale Specialist (214)213-0340 (Prudential Texas Properties) about 3 years ago

Timothy Geithner

Posted by Jason Crouch, Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653) (Austin Texas Homes, LLC) about 3 years ago

A -

B -

C - 1

D - 4

Giant Geithner - 1

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

Guernica baby... Guernica!

Posted by Alan May, Coldwell Banker RealtorĀ® Evanston, Illinois & Northern Suburbs (847.425.3779 almay@aol.com) about 3 years ago

thanks for the explanation on #8 - I would have to go with D

Posted by Petra Norris - Lakeland Florida RealtorĀ® Lakeland FL Homes for Sale (CDV TransAtlantic, Inc.) about 3 years ago

D...without a doubt! 

Posted by William Feela Realtor 651-674-5999 No. Branch,MN (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) about 3 years ago

I had a rather hard time choosing between B & C.  I will go with B.

Posted by Michelle Viggiano healthyhomeaz (Four Winds Healthy Home Carpet & Air Duct Cleaning) about 3 years ago

A - 1 (via Facebook vote)

B -2

C - 1

D - 6

Giant Geithner - 1

Guernica - 1

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

D, D,D,D,D,D,D,D,D,D, Sush, I am stuffing the ballot box :)

Posted by Paddy Pizappi PineBush & Hudson Valley NY Real Estate (RJ Smith Realty Real Estate Solutions) about 3 years ago

D

Posted by Guilford Connecticut Real Estate Agent, Sandra Cummings (William Raveis Real Estate) about 3 years ago

B no doubt. At least that is what made me laugh and cartoons are about laughing right? Congrat's to Andew.

Posted by Missy Caulk-Ann Arbor-RealtorĀ® Ann Arbor Real Estate (Keller Williams-Ann Arbor) about 3 years ago

I'm going with A. This is supposed to be satire right? Either way, I'm going for A, the omelet one is too easy.

Posted by JL Boney, III Columbia, SC Real Estate (Russell and Jeffcoat) about 3 years ago

A - 3 (2 from Facebook voting)

B - 3

C - 1

D - 8

 

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

I'll take the omlete...  I'm not crazy about worms as a main course or any course for that matter...

Posted by Caron's Gateway Real Estate about 3 years ago

A.  The guy with the glasses waiting to be fed TARP is the Wall Street banker.

Posted by Lenn Harley, Real Estate Broker, Virginia & Maryland (Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate) about 3 years ago

A - 4

B - 3

C - 1

D - 9

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

OK... T.A.R.P. was too out of context.  Now that i get it, I vote A.  Sorry if it messes up your hi tech analytics.

Posted by Sally Dunbar, Fair Oaks Realtor - Fair Oaks Homes for Sale (Lyon Real Estate, Fair Oaks CA (Sacramento Area)) about 3 years ago

And Sally throws a curveball.

Voting ceases at 12 midnight ... or thereabouts.  Last call for your choices of least terrible caption.

A - 5

B - 3

C -1

d - 8

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

I vote "B." Well done, Slaybaugh. Now can I take a break from the sewing machine. It's been 14 hours without a break, Kathy Lee Gifford. 

Posted by Lenza about 3 years ago

GET BACK TO WORK!  What are you doing abandoning your post?  Talking to the guests?  I have 978 orders for fleece hoodies that aren't going to stitch themselves!

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

A all the way. Hi Paul:-) Great to see Lenza's doodles!!!

Posted by Inna Hardison- HaMedia Group Wordpress for Real Estate &Design,Print (ha media group) about 3 years ago

@JL - it is not.  I'll take D and it wasn't easy.

Posted by Virginia Hepp - Mesquite NV MLS - Sun City Mesquite - 55+ Buyer Representative (ERA - Mesquite NV Homes For Sale) about 3 years ago

Hi Inna - Bar none, you always have the coolest Avatars.  Lenza would say hello, but I gag him while he draws.  No real reason.

Virginia - I've got you down for one omelete with a side of sass.

 

A -6

B - 4

C- 1

D - 9

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

Andrew drew that?  How cool is that????  How ya doing Paul?

Posted by Shannon Lefevre, PA (John R. Wood REALTORS Inc.) about 3 years ago

Don't let his fear of blogging commitment fool you, Shannon, he's a man of nearly as many talents as unfathomable dark secrets.

No complaints over here.  Life is good.  How are you doing, Smart Girl (c) ?

 

PS - So can I put you down as an A, B, C or a D?

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

Thanks to all who played along. 

And the convincing winner is ...

 

E)  "Only when Ned stumbled home naked and bloated on regurgitated earthworms several hours later did he realize that he had a serious problem with cocaine."

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

Paul - you are a schmuck, but i wouldn't expect anything less from you:-)

Posted by Inna Hardison- HaMedia Group Wordpress for Real Estate &Design,Print (ha media group) about 3 years ago

That I am, Inna.

Posted by Paul Slaybaugh, Scottsdale AZ Real Estate (Realty Executives) about 3 years ago

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