The Scottsdale Real Estate Files: February 2009

America 2.0

 

The American spirit of ingenuity is as unprecedented as the irrepressible nature of her citizens is incontrovertible.  I am reminded of it daily and often seek solace in its truth.  It is a well chronicled phenomenon that these soils cultivate resourcefulness and determination that is uniquely coded into our collective double helix.  When faced with a challenge, regardless how daunting, we roll up those shirt sleeves and let our true greatness resolve into perfect clarity for all the world to see … and envy. 

“America, f’ yeah!”

Ah ... Myopia can be a wonderful place.  Just be mindful that your head isn't buried in the sand too long in any one particular sitting.  Tends to lead to suffocation.

I wonder if that which has driven us to excel in the past has left us to stagnate in the present.  Ours is a society of dreamers and pajama clad entrepreneurs.  Nobody wants to be the poor schmuck pulling factory levers or wielding a nail gun when he can fashion himself into a social media icon in the privacy of his own double-wide domicile.  If there is one thing America has taken to heart, it’s the rags to riches tale.  We constantly strive to rise above our current stations.  We go big or we go home.

We are all would-be chiefs in a tribe desperate for braves. 

Too busy working smart to work hard, perhaps?

Raw ambition can lead to extraordinary gains, both personally and collectively, but have we been too successful in our endeavors?  Have the rampant technological breakthroughs of the past quarter century led us all to abandon productive pursuits to chase the all too tangible allure of overnight riches?  Is ours a culture of talentless drones that simply chase down the promise of easy money that the authentic trailblazers and revolutionaries have shown us is possible?  Why strive to invent the wheel when you can copy the original design and simply produce the product cheaper and market it better, after all?  Better yet, you can just start inviting friends and relatives to meetings about the wheel and detailing how it will lead to unprecedented new levels of wealth amongst its followers.

We are our own Ponzi scheme.

We talk lots and produce precious little.  Good gig for the guy at the top of the ladder, but not so hot for the single mother of three who has abandoned the hairdressing career that was barely covering the bills for the road to easy street.  That particular road is paved in, well, nothing, actually.  It's not even a road.  It's a magic carpet ride that terminates abruptly upon smashing into the jagged cliffs of reality.

If you make nothing, you make nothing.

Instant gratification supplanted the dollar as our true currency ages ago.  The abundance of raw data, as dispensed through the virtual world, carries with it a dark edge: lack of quality control.  The online evangelists will proselytize the hungry masses with morsels of promise regarding the wondrous new world we live in which allows every voice to be heard.  Facts and opinions only a click away, including our own, so we all plot a course to recognition and demigodery (yes, I made that up). 

We write, we opine, we argue … but most ultimately accomplish little besides diluting the talent pool.  The next Hemmingway is out there somewhere, but he is adrift in a sea of inane commentary that has replaced actual art.  Actual productivity.  Actual life.  There are too many merchants chasing the old goat’s fish, and they have better tackle.  Lacking ability, they won’t snare the beast, but they’ll spook the prized marlin off the prime fishing grounds so that it is lost to all.

Or perhaps the old man drags the ravaged carcass ashore after an epic battle with not only nature, but his fellow man, only to find that there are no deckhands available to clean and prep the catch for the bone weary old salt.  There are no little boys to carry his gear to his hut at a rate of 5 pesos per bucket.  The former deckhands are all circling the bay as captains now, following the new SONAR equipment that they don’t know how to operate.  The village children are all inside, blogging about sea currents and fishing conditions.  Trying to figure out how to monetize their sites. 

The fish market itself is long gone as well.  The customers buy their seafood online now, and they won’t be purchasing from him today anyway.  Some anonymous poster authored a comment that cited an erroneous report about dangerously high levels of mercury in marlin caught in the Gulf of Mexico.  It was written on a well-known message board for a consumer advocacy site and subsequently picked up by the major news outlets.  In an unfortunate rush not to be scooped, they ran the dubious story with the requisite disclaimers about the unverified authenticity.

Maybe I should take that BassMaster sponsorship after all, the old man wonders.  With the appearance fees alone, I’ll never have to fish again.

 

 

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Absolutely Positively Insane Real Estate Bargain in Queek Creek AZ

There are deals and then there are deals.  And then there are deals which make you jump up and slap the nearest bystander.  Get your slapping hand ready.

This incredible semi-custom Elite Communities home was built on an elevated full acre in Queen Creek in 2007.  Featuring 4 bedrooms, den / office and a loft amongst its 4000+ square feet.  Fully loaded with engineered plank wood flooring and 20' faux stone tile, cherry cabinets, massive kitchen island with slab granite counters, stainless steel appliances (including double convection ovens), stone accents, fireplace in family room and master bedroom, plantation shutters, central vac, water softener, security system, surround sound pre-wire, CAT 5 wiring ... give me a second to catch my breath before we move to the outside features.

 

Queen Creek Palace For Sale   Amazing Gourmet Kitchen

Family Room with Fireplace and Stone Surrounds   Formal Dining Room

Master Bedroom w / fireplace   Backyard w / Pool

 

Front and rear landscaping in place with green lawn areas in both.  Backyard features a gorgeous pebble surfaced pool with rock waterfall, raised entertaining area with firepit, oversized covered patio ... and you can't miss the mountain views no matter where you are in the house.

 

Entertaining Area w/ Firepit   Pool

 

I haven't even mentioned the attached 4 car garage yet.  There's a 4 car garage.

 

4 Car Garage

 

The seller purchased this home in the fall of 2007 for nearly $700,000.  Job transfer forces sale, and makes this your lucky day.  Cue the kleig lights and the marching band as I unveil today's list price of ...

 

$350,000!!!!!!

 

You should be arrested for larceny after purchasing this palace!  The builder's model, with similar upgrades, is for sale right next door for $539,990! 

 

This is a short sale, and will require patience of a prospective buyer, but it's well worth the aggravation of waiting for lender approval.  Dialogue has been opened with the lienholder and seller is working with a third party negotiator to expedite the process.  Need lots of house and lots of land at a ridiculously low price and don't mind waiting a bit?  You're our huckleberry.  Call me today for more info or to schedule a private viewing of this truly amazing property.

 

 

2304 W. Phillips Rd

Queen Creek, AZ 85242

MLS# 4106134

4 Bed / Den / Loft / 4284 Sq ft / Acre Lot / Pool / 4 Car Garage

$350,000


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New Listing Along the McCormick Ranch Walking Path!

McCormick Ranch Bike Path

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One of the best features of McCormick Ranch living in Scottsdale, Arizona is the walking path system which connects all of the community's wonderful amenities.  From the parks and lakes to the golf and fine dining, the amazing multiuse path system connects it all.  As such, homes located along the walking / bike paths are highly sought after properties for both seasonal residents and permanent residents alike.

 

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Our new listing in the McCormick Ranch subdivision of Tierra Feliz boasts just such a prime location.  Remodeled over the past few years with cherry wood cabinets, slab granite counter tops and stainless steel appliances in the virtually new kitchen, this wonderful home is far more than merely an ideal location, however.  Faux stone tile through the main traffic areas in the home complement the designer paint tones, cherry stained shutters, cherry wood cabinets in bathrooms (slab granite counter tops for both bath vanities have been ordered!), wood burning fireplace in the family room, upgraded lighting fixtures ... and that's just the inside!

 

Upgraded Kitchen  Family Room with Fireplace

 

Situated on over 1/4 acre of land (12,000+ square feet), the easy care desert landscaping provides the low maintenance for which you are looking.  Combined with the manageable size of the home at just over 1900 livable square feet, this could make an outstanding vacation home.  The homeowners have contracted for approximately $1500 worth of additional gravel and desert plants to further dress up the front yard.  The back yard is punctuated by an oversized pebble surfaced diving pool and a row of citrus trees.  It's Arizona after all ... you can freshly squeeze your own juice!

 

Easy Care Desert Landscaping  McCormick Ranch Pool

 

Just when you think the home can't get any better, it does.  The private gate in the backyard leads directly to the stretch of walking path that leads straight to Rotary Park and beyond.  Marking the barrier between McCormick Ranch and Gainey Ranch, it also provides welcome breathing room from having a neighbor directly behind you.  You just can't put a premium on this type of location, and when you see the list price, you will realize ... we didn't!  Despite being surrounded by homes which range between $700,000 and $1,000,000 in many cases, these motivated sellers are willing to part with this extraordinary home for only ...

 

$539,000!

*THIS IS NOT A TYPO*

 

8906 N. 80th Place

Scottsdale, AZ 85258

MLS# 4113410

3 Bed / 2 Bath / Pool/ 2 Car Garage / 1912 Square Feet

 

For more information about this home or to schedule a private viewing, please contact:


Ray & Paul Slaybaugh

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New McCormick Ranch Condo Listing in Scottsdale AZ!

McCormick Ranch in Scottsdale, AZ is renowned for its central location and unmatchable amenities.  Including walking / biking paths that stretch through its confines, an unparalleled lake system, golf, fine dining, top shelf schools, etc, our little community has become a mecca for the vacationing cold weather dweller as well as permanent residents.  Our new condo listing in one of the newest developments in McCormick Ranch is ideally suited to someone in the market for a first home, vacation home, investment home or even a move down home. 

 

*BARGAIN ALERT*

$139,000!

 

If you are bursting at the seams and looking for lots of room, this one bedroom, 900 square foot upstairs corner unit in Starfire (Villages Five) is most likely not for you.  It is, however, perfect for someone who can do without excess size and maintenance in exchange for the low price and unbeatable location.

 

Starfire Condo at The Village in McCormick Ranch  Balcony

 

Priced ridiculously low for the community, this unit features vaulted ceilings, woodburning fireplace, great room, windows everywhere for tremendous natural lighting, private balcony, increased privacy with corner location (only 4 total units in the building) and simply immaculate condition kept by the most fastidious original owner that you will ever meet.

Originally constructed in 1993, Starfire is considerably newer than most other developments (including its sister phases in The Villages) in McCormick Ranch, which was largely constructed between the early 1970s and early to mid 1980s.  As such, modern features such as fire sprinklers and dual pane windows which are not usually found in the Ranch are present here.

 

Great Room

 

 

The complex also boasts heated community pool and spa, tennis courts and Spanish architecture with full tile roofs.

The walking path acces to shopping, dining, recreation, public library and even the hospital at 90th St and Shea (Shea North) is so well mapped out, in fact, that the owner does not even own a car presently!

 

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Heated Community Pool & Spa  Starfire Tennis Courts

McCormick Ranch Greenbelt

 

Larger than the one bedroom models in the older phases by approximately 100 square feet, one bedroom units seldom come available in Starfire, and this one is turnkey.  The very generos, open kitchen will be a pleasant surprise to most buyers who have been subjected to the closed-in galley style kitchens that are reminiscent of apartment living found in the competition.  I use the term "competition" loosely.

Serene and inviting with light blue tones, you'll feel like you are walking into a cloud.  If the wall color choice does not jive with your taste or furnishings, however, it's an easy fix. 

 

9715 N. 94th Place Unit 212

Scottsdale, AZ 85258

MLS# 4115596

 

$139,000!!!

 

For more information or to arrange a private viewing of this charming McCormick Ranch home, please contact:

 

Ray & Paul Slaybaugh

The McCormick Ranch Experts

(480) 948-9450

paul@rayandpaul.com

 

 

 

 

 

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He Lives

 

How to Persuade a Stranger to Do the Right Thing

by Andrew J. Lenza

 

     A fire displaced us so we’re holed up at the beach.  There’s something about a Northeast tourist town in winter.  You see a shadow coming towards you in the dusk.  Human or zombie?

     I met John Doe a block away.  I was admiring a new majestic Dutch Colonial built on the oceanfront.

     “You think that’s nice?” John asked, accusing.

     “What’s not to like?  The detail, the stonework,” I defended.

     “Too damn big.  It blocks my view,” John complained.

     “The property is worth too much to build an understated home,” I started to explain, “makes sense to maximize land value.”

     “Well, I’m adding a second floor to my house too,” John boomed.  I sensed a ghoulish brag coming on.

     “What about the guy behind you?” I asked.

     “What about him?”

     “His view.  Won’t your second floor and roof line impede his view of the water?” I posed.

     “Um ... yeah, I guess so,” John admitted.

     Right.  John had the makings of a zombie; he was eyeing my jugular.  I thought about throwing my beagle at him.  Let him munch on fifteen year old whiskey-cured canine while I escaped.

     When I worked on a Wall Street trading desk there was a gentleman named Bobby Dac.  Bobby Dac kept a worn two by four under his desk. If management announced a new policy that Bobby felt was unfair to the common ranks, he’d pull out his thumping stick and beat his Bunker Ramo terminal.

     “DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO.  DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO.”

     Soon the two hundred person desk was joining Bobby Dac, shouting his chorus.  Banging on dot matrix printers.  Memos came and went.  I wrote my share.  There were a few two-tiered decisions that allowed the executive team to grab another privilege.  We're not losing our national consciousness willingly.  It's being stolen from us by the fine print.   

     Someone would shout, “Bobby!  Get the stick out.”  Then the whole Lord-of-the-Flies chant would begin.

     “DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO.  DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO.”

     Bobby was added to the management team.  No one was brave enough to relieve him of the stick.  The partners of the firm believed in Bobby.  Intuition prevailed.  Collectively we needed to heed the message of the stick or else we would lose sight of ourselves.  We would lose each other. 

     Bobby possessed the Everyman’s voice of Fairness; exponentially more important than the Leader’s vision of Reason.  Tis better to hear truth then 'see' logic. The management team would ask Bobby if a proposal would upset the majority.  Would the stick come out?

     Bobby Dac's stick reminds me of my blue collar father's approach to moving a heavy object.  He'd grab an iron bar and "persuade" the load to shift.  Leverage is wonderful so long as you're not on the receiving end.

     The problem with John Doe’s other guy approach is the rotating dormer.  One day you block the view.  The next day you’re blocked. 

     A remedy for today's national crisis is to go down to the lumber yard and buy yourself a persuader, a hefty piece of lumber to keep under the desk.  This way if John Doe doesn't hear your truth or see your logic, you can knock him upside his Bunker Ramo.  Call me when that happens.  I'll provide the chant and roasted beagle.

          -- Andrew J. Lenza

 

 

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